Instead of Wonder Woman, I would be Towanda*
(Don't you think this wild-eyed stare is perfect for her?)
I'm only interested in the role, however, if I get to have the pert boobs…
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*Evelyn: I never get mad, Mrs Threadgoode. Never. The way I was raised, it was bad manners. Well, I got mad.. and it felt terrific! I felt like I could beat the shit out of all those punks. (Excuse my language.) Just beat 'em to a pulp... beat 'em till they begged for mercy!
Towanda the Avenger!
Towanda the Avenger!
And after I wipe out all the punks of this world, I'll take on the wife-beaters ... and machine-gun their genitals! Towanda will go on the rampage…
I'll put tiny little bombs in Penthouse and Playboy so they'll explode when you open them.
And I'll ban all fashion models who weigh less than 130 pounds.
And I'll give half the military budget to people of 65 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable!
TOWANDA, Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare!
TOWANDA, Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare!
Ninny: How many of them hormones are you taking, honey?
-from "Fried Green Tomatoes"
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4 comments:
So very much more interesting and useful than superheros! And i'm an odd girl who likes superheros.
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she does kinda rock, doesn't she? ;-)
one of my all-time favorite movies. I knew Towanda the moment you said it. One of the best scenes in the movie, too. Tho there are so many...did I tell you about the time the ducks landed on the lake and it froze over?
:)
nilla
(oh...i just did that comment thing agin. :)...)
n-
It really is a terrific movie. :-)
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