I came across this headline the other day:
Breast Massage May Reduce the Risk of Breast Cancer
My first thought was, "Well, I should be safe as long as I'm with BG, anyhow!" Although when I actually read the article, I discovered it used the word "gentle" as a descriptor of said massage.
(oh. ... um, ... well ...)
But this realization came too late, because my imagination had already soared...
A Sub's Best-Kept Health and Beauty Secret: Your Dom
Forget those pills and lotions cluttering up your medicine cabinet!
All you really need for a lifetime of healthy living is a good, sadistic Dominant. Just consider the benefits:
-Regular spankings work wonders for your skin by improving circulation and providing that rosy, healthy glow that no make-up can mimic.
-Good flexibility - imperative for avoiding injury - is enhanced by being tied into your stretches, allowing you to relax and hold even the most challenging of positions for long periods, increasing the benefits of the move.
-Nothing strengthens and tones thighs and glutes like a workout performed from the kneeling position. To get more bang for your buck, tie hands behind the back to simultaneously work on core strength and stability.
-And really, ladies. Can you think of a better lip-buffing treatment?
Long-lasting and enjoyable, too!
13 comments:
excellent and honestly mostly overlooked benefits!
Hugs,
mouse
And don't forget all those burned calories too!
I think all that hair pulling has stimulated blood flow to the scalp and makes my hair grow faster
great tips -- makes me feel like I need to go out and get me some -- for my own well being!
sfp
(mesed)
:-) :D
And we mustn't forget the repeated use of those small muscle groups in the face and mouth. Toning and lifting without surgery!
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I think I may go into business to provide such a service to women. What fun! At very reasonable rates of course.
Now what could call it I wonder ... ?
I have many wise and forward-thinking readers!
mouse-
amazing that we don't consider these more often, isn't it?
Mindset-
You wouldn't think I'd forget those, would you?
Thank you.
sfp-
Oooh, yeah! It's not a trick in BG's everyday arsenal so I overlooked it.
But it is good and swoony and another superb point.
H-
;-D
w-
Oh, man! I actually had that in one of the drafts but it somehow got hidden and I forgot in the final copy.
Thank you for bringing it back into the fold!
P-
Excellent concept! I'm sure you'll soon have more clients than you can handle.
As to name ... hmmmm ...
Top-Notch?
Body Dynamics?
Masterful Enhancements?
(I know, I know... I'll keep working on it...)
don't forget the core - all those isometrics for the abs and gluts and back muscles pulling against the restraints...
gg-
You're right. Core is key.
And I hadn't properly considered the isometric potential!
It's good to have smart friends...
Thanks too gg. I'm making notes. Anyone care to help me with my business plan?
xPx
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A shameless ploy -- but one I fully support!
Have at it, ladies!!
Awesome post! Definitely brought a smile to my face :-)
And if you're into holistic type of health at all, I recommend Susun Weed's book Breast Cancer? Breast Health! She talks about having your partner do your monthly breast checkups all sexily... with recipes, I think.
Welcome, IV
Recipes??
I'll check out anything with recipes! ;-)
Thank you...
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