I ran through a number of alternate titles but I decided that, really, I hadn't sucked all the fun out of being a wench last year. So, I'm going with that again.
SP informs me, however, that to properly be a wench, there must be a lot of heaving, exposed bosom on display. Apparently I lost points for that last time 'round.
In the spirit of cooperation and wench-like abandon, then, I present the extremely rare personal photo. I just happen to have a pretty new bra:
The bosom heaves not.
I suggest blinking rapidly ...
(Have I mentioned I feel like someone glitter-glued my boobs?)

19 comments:
great photo
blinking didn't make it heave -- perhaps we need a video?
(evil grin)
sfp
(forryp)
:falls out of chair:
It's okay, I'm doing enough panting and heaving for all of us.
Absolutely lovely. And the bra is pretty as well.
Lovely pikki and very brave of you. I thought to put up a pikki of my candy pink cardigan - something I equate with a doll - but then I realized I would probably have to be in it and that raised an issue for me.
But, well done and very tasteful!
I love them in all their round, soft, glittery-ness. So pretty.
...and I like the bra too.
;-)
No comment, I just wanted to look some more...
Lol. I'll admit, I was doubtful about the whole blinking rapidly concept. But it did work a bit better than I thought.
Tom Allen is a perv!
Oh wait...I'm back too :D
...and blinking rapidly
-H
sfp-
Not gonna happen.
Try smacking your monitor rhythmically, instead.
T-
*blows kiss*
You're too kind!
(your check is in the mail)
;-p
gg-
I'm glad you like the sweater, as well!
(seriously, thanks)
V-
Thank you, dear. I was trying not to flesh-to-excess or shock someone's eyes out, so it's nice to hear that I succeeded.
(And I think we'd all like to see the candy pink cardi!)
H-
Aww, thanks, Ridiculous Woman!
(And if I've got you batting your eyelashes too, my work here is done...)
;-p
lil-
Thank You!
Please mention this to sfp for me, OK?
Festive Day in SP-land
She answered to my remark: "so does this mean you like...?"
Please, inductees of this site, what is the proper punishment for abject fishing for compliments? The best answer, if good enough, will win a prize. Everybody, including Jz, is invited to submit insights and answers.
SP
What's the prize?
They're better than I imagined :)
BINGO!
And a fine wench ye arrrrrrrr.
Oh, my heavens!
HOW could I have forgotten the pirate potential of wenchdom????
I love me a pirate...
I'm with sfp, blinking rapidly did not work.
I love the bra, so pretty and feminine!
@SP I don't think fishing for compliments is a bad thing! We women need a confidence boost every once in a while (at least once per day). Nothing wrong with asking for that, in my opinion. Verdict: No punishment needed!
(Don't worry, I got your back Jz!)
Alice
@SP: Fishing for compliments! Make the wench walk the plank! No SP not your plank ;-)
A-
Thank you, my friend!
H-
Am amusing answer, if not quite as supportive as I might have hoped from a friend. (see Alice's response, above...) ;-p
Beautiful Bra,,,, lol, CD
CD-
"tattoo-embroidered"
VS
even better?
On Sale.
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