Hard To Be Sexy?

The Daily Flogger had an article last week entitled, "BDSM Elders Declare Limp Penis "Totally Normal" and "Very Sexy""

Now, I know it was completely tongue in cheek (for those of you unfamiliar with it, TDF is like The Onion, with a kinky twist,) but still, I couldn't find it as uproariously funny as I think they intended it to be. Because, to my mind, they're not all that wrong.

A limp penis is still a penis — and flaccid or not, that is one very cool thing. 

It doesn’t need to be in rampant condition to be attractive. I mean, do you look at Michelangelo’s David and think, “That would be really nice, if only he had a hard-on…”??

(I didn't think so.)

And even if you only tend to see delight in the purely sexual, you must surely have noticed that a penis in resting condition has a subtle, provocative allure — much in the way that slinky lingerie is a sexy tease. It makes you consider… and wonder… and fantasize. ... It brings the fun of anticipation back into the game.

Rigidity is simply not the only thing makes a penis attractive.

Nor does it have to be rock hard to give pleasure.

Granted, it’s unlikely that you’re going to get fucked until your eyes cross with a limp member. So, please don’t think I’m pooh-poohing a good, hard erection. I’m really, REALLY not. I’m just saying there's enjoyment to be had from a variety of situations.

For instance, there's that gorgeous feeling of taking an unaroused cock into your mouth and feeling it throb and swell at your attentions. Even if things don’t progress farther than this, it’s still a terrific rush… and I’m pretty sure those sounds you hear are indicative of pleasure on the receiving end, as well.

There have also been times when, mind-blowingly grand tho’ the fucking may have been, I didn’t actually come until after my partner was done…, when his penis softened enough to accommodate the internal curves and finally, finally rubbed against the sweet spot du jour. (Sometimes, your itch just centers in a place that rigid can't always reach…)

I'm by no means dismissing the wonder of engorgement, all I’m saying is that there really are many views of sexy…

I rest my case.