Saturday, December 28, 2019

A Holiday Visit From SP

In Which He Writes a Guest Post For Me!
(Even if I do kinda want to kick him in the shins for his topic of choice.) 
Nonetheless, a deal's a deal, so here we go...

Christmas 2019
Jz in the Concert of Angels
of Ferrari Gaudenzio

We all have read that our dear Jz is experiencing a very busy Yuletide this year with some unplanned events. In this guest blog I will allude to some of that even if I must remain somewhat restrained by Jz.  It is only fair after all that she has some sort of a turn and on top of that role reversal is a time-honored Christmas tradition.
Allow me first to provide a brief historic context.

Here is a paraphrase (not a transcript ha ha) of an interchange between Jz and me that took place a few years ago.
Jz:        Won’t you write a guest entrance for my blog?
Me:      I could, maybe, do you intend me to address some of our kinkier explorations?
Jz:        Well of course, what else would I expect from you, sp?
(note: sp is an abbreviation of the terms she uses to address me, particularly when she wants something from me. Actually, it does not stand for “scholarly professor”, that is just a ruse in her blog)
Me:      Let me think. I don’t know when I would get around to it.
Jz:        Ok, no pressure but… - Here follow some of Jz’s specialties, such as, fluttering of eyelids, encouraging high pitched sounds and a suggestive waving and undulating of lovely body parts.
(As an aside I wish to establish clearly that Jz, who in her blog tends to speak with some dissatisfaction about her physical appearance, is actually built in delightful curvy-bodied loveliness all supported by long shapely legs and a loose-jointed easy gracefulness in movement. How is that for some objectifying observations?  But I maintain that faithful readers have a right to glimpse at least that much.)

Some years went by in which the guest blog was occasionally mentioned but never did materialize. Jz indeed did not pressure about it but skillfully nurtured and sustained a slight tinge of guilt in me.

Now let’s jump to the present day.  Jz and I were talking about events during the fortuitous Christmassy meeting between herself, her Beau and me.  In this encounter we hit it off swimmingly well between the three of us with Sweet Jz to her vociferous delight stuck in the middle, very stuck at times.

So, our conversation only hours ago:
Me:      Now there is my guest blog! I could write about that.
Jz:        Don’t you dare.
Me:      I would really like to write about that.
Jz:        Don’t you dare.
Me:      Why this reluctance and monotony in your retort? You said, and I also remember in your blog…
Jz:        Yes, sure, but this one, I don’t know.
Me:      So, I really can’t mention those lovely glowing red marks across the white of your…
Jz:        Stop!!
Me:      Or you writhing on the floor while Beau and I …
Jz:        You heard me!  Oh well, do as you please, send it to me and I will post it; maybe.

Thus, dear reader, it came to pass that I gave in to her laments and I will not mention any of that. I must be getting too lenient with the years.  Instead, I decided to give you an image, appropriate for season and events.  Isn’t that supposed to say more than a thousand words?

With that and a loving kiss for adorable Jz the Angelic, I take my leave.

Blessed Yule to all.

6 comments:

olivia said...

Oh, my, Jz! Whew!! That’s - well, that’s not a Spock meme, that’s for sure!! Wow. Way to go!!

Oh, and cool!!

greengirl said...

Weeeellll - did not know all that was in the offing... I suppose the TMJ is, um, accommodating? Does sound like there were up-sides to your holidays - I'm glad. ;)

messymimi said...

And so we can sum up that, even if certain parts of the holiday were not as originally planned, in certain areas a good time was had by all.

Jz said...

o-
Tis true - nary a Vulcan in sight. ;-p

gg-
It was a bit of a surprise all 'round, I should say.
;-)

mm-
That's a fair summary, ma'am!
:-D

Bleue D'âme said...

This was the most splendid thing to read!!
YEA, Jz!

Jz said...

B-
I like the word "splendid" here, indeed. :-)