Saturday, August 18, 2012

Interventionist Wanted:

To accompany whimsy-loving pain-slut on shopping expeditions and assist in realistic evaluation of impulse purchases.

(it seemed like a good idea at the time...)

6 comments:

Alice said...

Unfortunately I love it - so I would only serve to compound the whimsy (and add in a few extra bits of my own I dare say ).

Storm said...

Lmao.
I saw the title and knew the universe was finally advertising my dream job! I'm quitting my job and sending out my resume.

If I ask how well it leaves an impression am I disqualified for the job?

greengirl said...

Why on earth would we step in to prevent such a fun kitchen item from being used? You're making Sunday morning happy pancakes - right?

We get pics of the impressions right??

Jz said...

A-
So, you're saying I'm going to need to share my interventionist when he/she's hired?

l-
I await your resume with pleasure.
I once saw an ad for a Director of Fabrication, which I desperately wanted to apply for. (Imagine a job where you simply had to let your imagination soar!) I let silly concerns like qualifications stop me -- and have regretted it ever since...

(I'm ignoring the rest of your comment, btw...)

gg-
How much did Tom pay you for that?
;-)

Anonymous said...

Ooh ooh ohh! We must fix her up with Mango Man

Clearly, I should not be selected for the intervetionist position :D

-H

Jz said...

uh,
Just Say No to Mango Man...

Love you to pieces -- but ... no.
;-p